Tired of stories where the protagonist begins good and becomes better? then look no further.
art is out to save the mutliverse. he is awful. and he stays that way. we’re in trouble.
A mischief god. Reincarnated dictators. Cosmic teddy bears. The Multiverse is a weird place. Unfortunately, its fate lies in the hands of the laziest guy on Earth.
Art has no desire to leave his couch. All he wants to do is sit there and watch his television for the rest of his life. But when a version of himself from an alternate reality cons him into leaving his familiar life, he finds that the Multiverse has chosen him as its savior. We’re in trouble.
Praise for THE MULTIVERSE ASKEW:
“The quintessential Multiversal Adventure Story.”
-At least one person on one of the infinite earths in the Multiverse, probably
“A pretty decent story. I've read worse.”
-The author’s mom
Ten years have passed since Art unleashed the cosmic teddy bears and their infinite war upon the Multiverse.
Nothing has changed for Art, other than the fact that everything has changed. He is a prisoner of the Bureau of Interdimensional Travel, an agency that polices threats to the Multiverse. His only desire is to return home to his beloved couch and never leave it again, but the Multiverse has more ambitious plans for him.
During this loose Science Fiction adaptation of The Iliad and The Odyssey, some will find love. Some will find betrayal. Some will find purpose. And some will find that there is a rather fun poker game every Wednesday night in the Fifth Circle of Hell.
Praise for THE ENDLESS WAR THAT NEVER ENDS:
"Just when I thought a Multiversal Adventure Story couldn't get any quintessentialier than The Multiverse Askew, the author releases the sequel and makes me question everything I know about quintessentialness."
-At least one person on one of the infinite earths in the Multiverse, probably
"It's fine, I guess. Go ask your mom."
-The author's dad
As if the Multiverse wasn’t chaotic enough! Now time travel has entered the fray, and it has cranked the chaos up to 11.
Alexander the Great and King Solomon (yes, that Alexander the Great and that King Solomon) have enlisted Art into the Bureau of Time Travel, an agency tasked with resolving problems across the Space-Time-Multinuum. They must travel backward through time to stop a threat even greater than cosmic teddy bears: the Conspiracy of the Gods, a plot so nefarious that it might destroy the entire Multiverse.
In this novel, destinies will be reached, mysteries will be solved, order will be restored, the best mullet joke in the history of the Multiverse will be told, and Art will finally show some character development. Well, nearly half of those things are true, anyway.
Praise for AND NOW, TIME TRAVEL:
“I thought this author only wrote quintessential Multiversal Adventure Stories, but it turns out that he’s also written the quintessential Multiversal-Time-Travel Adventure Story, too. Who would have guessed such genius could all flow from one guy?”
- At least one person on one of the infinite earths in the Space-Time-Multinuum, possibly
“I think anything you do is great, sweetie! Now c’mere and lemme pinch those cheeks!”
-The author’s grandmother